Let’s say some random afternoon you walked into the DMV (not the DMZ because if you walked into there you’d be shot), and the clerk who was “assisting” you with renewing your license, or taking the written test, or the road test or whatever, said “let me ask you a question, do you need to know how to drive to get a drivers license? I’m just wondering because I see all these people driving here, and doing stuff here with their cars, and it looks kind of fun, but I can’t drive. Is it mandatory?” Let’s just say that happened to you, just try to imagine it, now visualize your reaction, and that will get you ready for today’s show “New Bold Funfetti is Neither Funner nor Fettier… please discuss” In which I go deep into demented deception, classic cluelessness and food ignorance (fignorance?), via a strange conversation I had with an employee at my local YMCA. Live today at 1:00 pm on Heritage Radio Network´╗┐.org or later today on letsgetrealshow.com

Oh and did I mention this is episode 99? Yeah baby! Like Barbara Feldon on Get Smart! Sorry, if you’re under 40, and have ever eaten Funfetti, that reference is probably lost on you. It’s ok, plenty of other fun stuff is relevant to you, you self-involved millennials…