Archive for December, 2013

Episode: 81

Homemade Christmas Cookies made from crushed up cookies rolled in canned frosting and then coated in other crushed up cookies, are the cookie equivalent of Carrie Underwood as Maria Von Trapp

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In tonight’s episode, Homemade Christmas Cookies made from crushed up cookies rolled in canned frosting and then coated in other crushed up cookies, are the cookie equivalent of Carrie Underwood as Maria Von Trapp, I get real about baking real holiday cookies, for REAL. Like actually measuring the ingredients yourself, and like actually using ingredients; not mixes, or packages, or cans. Because not knowing how to measure, or mix, or bake for yourself, let alone cook for yourself, can lead to a lifetime of dependence and acceptance of Kim Jong Un-level Foodiness™ propaganda. And you know what happens to you in that regime, if you don’t swallow the cookie-flavored Kool-Aid… So this year, if you don’t want to eat Christmas Foodiness™ cookie sh*t, tune in live tonight at 6:30 on heritageradionetwork.org, or later tonight on www.letsgetrealshow.com

Episode: 80

You can’t make a sandwich from leftover Power Bars

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In tonight’s episode: You can’t make a sandwich from leftover Power Bars; I get real about what’s left over when you eat real food. How having a fridge full of leftovers means that you’ve been eating real food, not Foodiness™, and that you care enough about that food to eat it again, and again, and maybe again, if necessary. And how, in cleaning up the Fallout Shelter for the end of the year, I’ve discovered a few forgotten leftovers myself, that I’ll be disposing of properly tonight, on an all new Let’s Get Real!

Episode: 79

If IHOP Gets Lower Than Jelly-Doughnut Pancakes I’ll Drink A Bottle Of Waffle Flavored Vodka

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On this week’s episode of Let’s Get Real, I take down the Foodiness-breakfast-industrial complex. But not until after we take an obligatory trip in the Foodiness time machine to California Avenue on Long Island. There we can view my younger, chubbier, nerdier self, embracing and showing off my child-sized Eggo waffles t-shirt that barely covered my Eggo-waffle-induced belly, hanging over my stretchy homemade jeans. We listen in on a conversation between young me and Laura Ingalls, who lived inside my bespectacled head, and then we explore the ways that Foodiness has eaten breakfast alive. Also, a very special guest visits the fallout shelter, Eric Rochow from GardenFork.tv, to have a little chat about making maple syrup. The real kind, not the fakey mapley-flavory kind. So shove over Mrs. Butterworth, its time to not eat sh*t! And after the show, watch Eric and I cook up some REAL Thanksgiving gravy on HIS show! I LOVE the internet!

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