On this week’s episode of Let’s Get Real, I take down the Foodiness-breakfast-industrial complex. But not until after we take an obligatory trip in the Foodiness time machine to California Avenue on Long Island. There we can view my younger, chubbier, nerdier self, embracing and showing off my child-sized Eggo waffles t-shirt that barely covered my Eggo-waffle-induced belly, hanging over my stretchy homemade jeans. We listen in on a conversation between young me and Laura Ingalls, who lived inside my bespectacled head, and then we explore the ways that Foodiness has eaten breakfast alive. Also, a very special guest visits the fallout shelter, Eric Rochow from GardenFork.tv, to have a little chat about making maple syrup. The real kind, not the fakey mapley-flavory kind. So shove over Mrs. Butterworth, its time to not eat sh*t! And after the show, watch Eric and I cook up some REAL Thanksgiving gravy on HIS show! I LOVE the internet!