In tonight’s episode of Let’s Get Real – Freedom Fries Ain’t Free – I get real about how war created foodiness™; how foodiness™ created a nation of obese SUV driving potato people, who then needed oil for their SUVs (and now for their mobility scooters), and who now can’t pass the army physical fitness test because they’re too fat to fight. Hopefully the gays can make up for that. But the point is tonight we have special guest First Gulf War veteran Corporate Chad Pagano to take us down the foodiness™ foxhole full of M.R.E.’s and, now, Marys.
