In tonight’s episode – Welcome to Foodiness Reeducation Camp, Part 1 – I get real about deprogramming listeners from the cult of foodiness™; about how, whether they are the liberal elite who eat whole grain milk and cereal strawberry flavored breakfast bars and gummy vitamins, or Tea-Partiers who eat Taco Bell frozen breakfast burritos and plastic chicken Subway sandwiches, they need to be reprogrammed how to eat real food, and to be in the cult of Let’s Get Real; about how reintroducing real food into their lives can be a gateway back into reality by helping the liberal elite face the fact that nobody cares about their updates and adults shouldn’t need signs to tell them to look up from their phones when they walk through traffic, and helping the Tea Partiers realize that the Bill of Rights was not designed to protect their right to be poisoned by microwavable pizza and that being in a wheelchair because you can’t walk and riding in a motorized scooter because you won’t walk are not the same thing; and, ultimately, how attending Foodiness™ Reeducation Camp it isn’t just about relearning how to eat real food, but about being the right kind of “us”… and starting a Facebook campaign to bring Let’s Get Real to Comedy Central.