In tonight’s episode – If You’re Still Consuming Diet, Lite, Zero or “Healthy” Anything You Obviously Haven’t Listened To A Word I’ve Said – I get real about diet Foodiness™ products; about how every study in the universe shows that the artificial sweeteners in diet products make us sick, but, more important, fat – after all, when is the last time you saw a thin person drink Coke Zero or pull out a stack of Lean Cuisine’s from their grocery cart?; how, if you want to eat or drink something diet, lite, zero calorie and healthy, drink water or eat a carrot, but for god’s sake if you don’t know this by now what are you listening to this show for? Oh! Of course, to make fun of people who don’t know any better.

So if you don’t want to eat sh*t and you want to make fun of people who do, tune in!!