In tonight’s episode – If What You’re Eating Has To Be Analyzed For Food Content You Deserve Diabetes – I get real about how little food is in our food; how lab scientists just came out with research that shows Chicken Nuggets are only half chicken meat…and when the Tea Party finds out they’ll probably protest to get it down to 0%; and how, whether it’s vitamin water and protein bars or Nuggets and Slurpees, if what people eat has to be analyzed in a lab they deserve to have fatty liver disease – the problem is that they’re dragging the elites down with them.

So if you don’t want to have fatty liver disease or eat Tea Party endorsed foodiness and you don’t want to eat shit, tune in!