In tonight’s episode — Biting Into A Pumpkin Spice Flavored Halloween Hershey’s Kiss Is Worse Than Biting Into A Razor Blade—I get real about how flavoring has ruined Halloween; how caramel apple flavored Milky Ways and pumpkin spice flavored Hershey’s Kisses make you wish you’d bitten into a Kandy Korn with a razor blade – and nostalgic for the good ol’ days; and how, if you’re going to eat pumpkin and apples eat pumpkin and apples, and if you’re going to eat Halloween candy eat Milky Ways and Hershey’s Kisses, otherwise you deserve to bite into a razor blade.

So if you don’t want to eat pumpkin-spice flavored shit or razor blades, tune in!