In tonight’s episode – You Can’t Beat Meat– I get real with special guest Kristin Wartman about vegetarian Foodiness™; how vegetarian products like Tofutti pizza, Quorn, and Vega-Links made with industrialized ingredients like Texturized Soy Protein (invented by a corporation that also produces fuel additives), mycoprotein (which can cause rectal bleeding), and GMOs (which is probably what caused Honey BooBoo) are about as vegetarian as the Jersey manufacturing plants they come out of, and just as healthy; and how, if you want to be a real vegetarian or vegan you’re going to have to buy tons of vegetables and learn how to cook them…otherwise just eat Vienna Sausages – they couldn’t possibly be worse than Vega-Links and they (probably) don’t cause rectal bleeding.