FLOG: The Foodiness Blog

Tonight! On Let’s Get Real, it’s the “First Annual Golden Uncrustable Awards for Foodiness™ Atrocities in Cereal”! Join us in the Foodiness Fallout Shelter for our awards gala, at which we present the sparkling Golden Uncrustable award, (modeled after the iconic frozen, pre-made, crustless pb&j) to the best of the worst in the world of breakfast cereals from the past year. The Red Carpet rolls out at 6pm, and the live broadcast starts at 6:30, sharp! So put on your highest heels and your fanciest dress and join us!

P.S…George Clooney will be there. Really!

On this episode of Let’s Get Real, If It’s An Ingredient In Your Shoes, It Shouldn’t Be An Ingredient In Your Sandwich…I get oh-so-real about the upcoming Olympic games, which are being brought to you by McDonald’s, Coke, and my fave, Subway! The original Foodiness™ brand, Subway loves to sponsor our best athletes, and then pump them full of a special chemical that makes them super bouncy and fluffy. Huh? Oh yes, we’re talking azodicarbonamide, found in the finest athletic gear and shoes, and in Subway’s and other chain’s fresh-baked bread. Talk about your breakfasts of champions! That’ll put a spring in their steps…Boing!

Tonight, on an all-new Let’s Get Real; If pizza takes any more abuse, it’ll need a case worker, I get real about what’s happened to our first American ethnic food. From twirly-mustached artisanal pizza makers in Brooklyn, to non-ironic mustached pizza guys in Staten Island, and the soul-killling array of frozen Foodiness™ “pizza” in the supermarkets, we dish it up (but only thin-crust, sorry Chicago!) in the fallout shelter tonight.