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Episode: 86

First Annual Golden Uncrustable Awards for Foodiness™ Atrocities in Cereal

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Tonight! On Let’s Get Real, it’s the “First Annual Golden Uncrustable Awards for Foodiness™ Atrocities in Cereal”! Join us in the Foodiness Fallout Shelter for our awards gala, at which we present the sparkling Golden Uncrustable award, (modeled after the iconic frozen, pre-made, crustless pb&j) to the best of the worst in the world of breakfast cereals from the past year. The Red Carpet rolls out at 6pm, and the live broadcast starts at 6:30, sharp! So put on your highest heels and your fanciest dress and join us!

P.S…George Clooney will be there. Really!

Episode: 85

If It’s An Ingredient In Your Shoes, It Shouldn’t Be An Ingredient In Your Sandwich

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On this episode of Let’s Get Real, If It’s An Ingredient In Your Shoes, It Shouldn’t Be An Ingredient In Your Sandwich…I get oh-so-real about the upcoming Olympic games, which are being brought to you by McDonald’s, Coke, and my fave, Subway! The original Foodiness™ brand, Subway loves to sponsor our best athletes, and then pump them full of a special chemical that makes them super bouncy and fluffy. Huh? Oh yes, we’re talking azodicarbonamide, found in the finest athletic gear and shoes, and in Subway’s and other chain’s fresh-baked bread. Talk about your breakfasts of champions! That’ll put a spring in their steps…Boing!

Episode: 84

If pizza takes any more abuse, it’ll need a case worker

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Tonight, on an all-new Let’s Get Real; If pizza takes any more abuse, it’ll need a case worker, I get real about what’s happened to our first American ethnic food. From twirly-mustached artisanal pizza makers in Brooklyn, to non-ironic mustached pizza guys in Staten Island, and the soul-killling array of frozen Foodiness™ “pizza” in the supermarkets, we dish it up (but only thin-crust, sorry Chicago!) in the fallout shelter tonight.

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